So over the last couple of weeks I have learned some of life's greatest lessons and I would feel selfish if I neglected to pass them along to you...
Lesson #1 Never trust a cable man.
Comcast Cable could quite possibly be the worst at keeping their commitments! Honestly they do NOT value their customers and I'm unsure how they continue to be a leading provider in the TV world. Who says that waiting for 6 weeks isn't acceptable these days?!
Lesson #2 Weddings are stressful.
I think I will elope, in fact that might even be too much work I might just start telling people I got married and avoid all things wedding. Lori's wedding was so beautiful but I saw all the work that went in to it and um yeah I'll pass. I will not however pass on the pretty shiny diamond. I must mention this just in case a certain someone reads this and gets any crazy ideas.
Lesson #3 If not hydrated it will die.
Hydrangeas are awful at keeping their liveliness, if not watered they will wilt and die.
Lesson #4 Good friends equal one hand.
As we grow older I have learned that good, true friends can be counted on one hand. I however, am lucky enough that I have a full hand when others may only have half a hand. Err... uh yeah you get what I mean. Many thanks to my fingers, Lori, Jaclyn, Kellee, Emily and Lara. You guys are so freaking great.
Lesson #5 Despite some, the internet is not a thing of the past.
I am dying without my internet. Nuff said.
Lesson #6 Random run ins with fellow blog stalked is awkward.
Yeah I pretended I didn't know you but I do! I know what shows you like and all the funny things you say. In fact, I really think we are two peas in a pod. Yes this sounds creepy but some may agree that even though we haven't met we should really be friends. I mean honestly when I read your blog and laugh out loud, and that doesn't happen with just anyone.
Lesson #7 An apple a day won't keep me away.
I bought an iMac and I am now utterly in love. She is beautiful and white and large, please don't mention this around her she's very self concious. And people thought I would never love something white. Pssh.
Lesson #8 Thou shalt not rambleth.
Focus on short posts, it will leave your readers wanting more. I love you all and I will post more when I rejoin the technology age and those damn cable guys come fix me up right.